mishasminions:

IT’S JUST A FLESH WOUND

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:

equalistsfuckshitup:

story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says 

‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

and she just stared at me for a moment and said 

‘oh ok. ‘

and we just continued watching 

and thats how i came out to my mother

Fucking A Star.

hyperionwitch:

twilightsnumberoneassistant:

((*masses button till it breaks*))

dude LITERALLY WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT PRESS THIS

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

nosdrinker:

I’M PASSING OUT

nosdrinker:

I’M PASSING OUT

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

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well

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon and you watching a romantic film and holding your icon while he/she/it starts to cry a river. 

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

horoscopes for july

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aries - avatar the last airbender fire nation cosplay

taurus - dirt, mud, filth in general

gemini - expired two faced cosmetics

cancer - yung lean sad boys 2001

leo - lion king gay furry porn

virgo - lana del rey - lolita

libra - literally no one even knows what that is

scorpio - porn blog

saggitarius - dr who fandom

capricorn - beautiful, chiseled bone structure, immaculate taste

aquarius - seapunk

pisces - crying and being generally annoying see: cancer

spoken-not-written:

angelclark:

Elephant Raju Cries After Being Rescued From 50 Years Of Suffering In Chains 

This heartbreaking story is about as elephant Raju from India that had an incredibly rough life. After being poached from his mother he was thrown from one owner to another, until he was left living in terrible conditions with no shelter at night, being used as a beggars prop all day long. Raju survived only from passing tourists and sometimes had to eat plastic and paper while being chained 24 hours a day. A wildlife organisation SOS-UK could not stand the injustice and decided to save him in a daring midnight rescue operation.

The elephant, realizing he was being saved, started to cry: “It was incredibly emotional. We knew in our hearts he realised he was being freed” – claims Pooja Binepal, one of the rescuers in an interview with Presspeople. “Tears began to roll down Raju’s face. Some no doubt were due to the pain but he also seemed to sense that change was coming. He felt hope for the first time” – says another rescuer Kartick.

THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY